Quit Cryin'

It's Monday, get over it...

October is Go Hog Wild-Eat Ham Month...sausage, bacon, ham, chops...it's all hog...it's all good...

Tomorrow ends National Kids Care Week and National School Lunch Week...if you care about your kids, don't let them eat school lunch...give them ham...

Today is National Evaluate Your Life Day...yehrite...evaluate this, mofo...

On this day in:

202 BC: Scipio beat Hannibal's ass like a rented mule...and his elephants too...

1812 and 1813: Napoleon got his ass beat...same day in two years in two battles...take the hint shorty...

Today's birthdays:

1937- Peter Max...painter in the Psychedelic 60's...think Yellow Submarine...
1945- John Lithgow...diverse...
1962- Evander Holyfield...he and Tyson made nice on Oprah the other day...

"The '60s were an amazing time."
Peter Max

Like anyone can remember them...

Have a nice day; now get back to work...