Pots and Pans Cycle

It's Monday, suck it up and get after it...

January is Clean Up Your Computer Month...top rack dishwasher safe...plus you want to make room for all the new smut and porn you're gonna download this year...

This week is Cuckoo Dancing Week...seriously, I don't make this stuff up...we're also in the middle of "Someday We'll Laugh About This" Week...most likely about all the Cuckoo Dancing crap...

Today is International Thank You Day...thanks again, I'll be here all week, don't forget to try your waitress and tip the veal...

On this day in:

1908: The Grand Canyon National Monument is created...could you imagine them trying to do that now? Bwahahaha...

1919: Romania annexes Transylvania...something like that is just too cool to not mention...seriously, you know, Transylvania...

1964: The US Surgeon General publishes a report saying that smoking may be hazardous to your health...could you imagine if they tried to do that today??? Bwahahahaha....

Today's birthdays:

1946- Naomi Judd...momma of the Judds...always had a thing for Ashley...
1971- Mary J. Blige...R&B Grammy winner...wouldn't know her if I tripped over her...
1972- Amanda Peet...actress of some type...don't think I've ever seen her...

"A dead end street is a good place to turn around."
Naomi Judd

Also a good place to avoid drive-bys...

Have a nice day; now get back to work...

Take a bath, bubbles

Happy Friday...see that wasn't so hard now, was it?

January is Breadmachine Baking Month...remember to bake your breadmachine to an internal temperature of 275 degrees...

This week is National Thank Your Customers Week...thanks everyone...

Today is National Bubble Bath Day...as well as National Show and Tell Day at Work...somehow these two could work out together...somehow...

On this day in:

1835: The United States national debt is 0, for the only time...OK, seriously folks...
2002: President G-Dubya signs into law the "No Child Left Behind Act"...and then goes on vacation and leaves them home alone...
2005: The nuclear sub USS San Francisco runs into an undersea mountain at full speed..."Hey! Watch out for that...oh, never mind..."

Today's birthdays:

1935- Elvis Presley...he'd be 75 today...and probably still playing Vegas...
1942- Stephen Hawking...does not play Vegas...
1947- David Bowie...should be playing Vegas...

"I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously."
David Bowie

I'm sorry, were you saying something?

Have a nice day; now get back to work

Once more, with feeling

Welcome to Thursday...

January is Book Blitz Month...I blitzed my books by getting rid of all of them...no, I didn't build a bonfire...

This is National Silent Record Week...shhhh.....

Today is I'm Not Going to Take it Anymore Day, as well as Organize Your Home Day...because I'm not gonna take this messy house anymore...

On this day in:

1598 Boris Godunov becomes Tsar of Russia...because he was Godunov enough, smart enough, and dog-gone it, people liked him...

1782 The first American commercial bank, the Bank of North America, opens...only to need TARP funds within a year...

1999 The impeachment of President Bill Clinton begins...remember when Presidents used to just lie about a sloppy BJ in the Oval Office?

Today's birthdays:

1964 Nicolas Cage...we'll forgive him for running through the woods in a bear suit...
1957 Katie Couric...mean old Katie stumping poor Sarah...
1956 David Caruso...don't make him whip off the sunglasses...
1948 Kenny Loggins...easy listening song writer, got married in the nude up at Tahoe...

"I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion." Nicolas Cage

Well, allrightythen...

Have a nice day; now get back to work...

Quit Cryin'

It's Monday, get over it...

October is Go Hog Wild-Eat Ham Month...sausage, bacon, ham, chops...it's all hog...it's all good...

Tomorrow ends National Kids Care Week and National School Lunch Week...if you care about your kids, don't let them eat school lunch...give them ham...

Today is National Evaluate Your Life Day...yehrite...evaluate this, mofo...

On this day in:

202 BC: Scipio beat Hannibal's ass like a rented mule...and his elephants too...

1812 and 1813: Napoleon got his ass beat...same day in two years in two battles...take the hint shorty...

Today's birthdays:

1937- Peter Max...painter in the Psychedelic 60's...think Yellow Submarine...
1945- John Lithgow...diverse...
1962- Evander Holyfield...he and Tyson made nice on Oprah the other day...

"The '60s were an amazing time."
Peter Max

Like anyone can remember them...

Have a nice day; now get back to work...

Resistance was futile

Back to the Borg collective to make some scratch.  We'll see how long it'll take me to make a stash to take more time off.

A mind of its own

The interweb obviously has a mind of its own.  Most certainly a sentient consciousness that is hell bent to thwart my attempts to sync everything together.  Although it seems that part of the problem is the rate at which rss feeds are sent out and when some of the other apps do the same.  So I'm going to see how long this post takes to  show up.

That sync-ing feeling

Blogger, twitter, myspace, facebook and tumblr all want to sync with each other, but they don't do it seemlessly.  So I'll be making a few posts today to try and work out the problems.  Hopefully I can find the right combo to get everything working together.

The Hopkin's Workout

It's Thursday...almost there...

October is Dog Service Month...make sure to service your dog regularly...

This week is Pet Peeve Week...if you don't service your dog; your pet will be peeved...

Today is National Grouch Day...your dog will be grouchy if you don't service it...

On this day in:

1582: Pope Gregory XIII implements the Gregorian calendar. In Italy, Poland, Portugal, and Spain, October 4 of this year is followed directly by October 15...let's do the Time Warp...
1880: Mexican soldiers kill Victorio, one of the greatest Apache military strategists...apparently not that great...

Today's birthdays:

1937- Anthony Hopkins...so tell me Clarisse, did you wish him a happy birthday?
1942- Penny Marshall...Laverne and Shirley was painful to watch, but she made one hell of a director...
1959- Emeril Lagasse...BAM!

"I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette."

Anthony Hopkins

My kinda workout...

Have a nice day; now get back to work...

What happens if I press this button?

OK, so you can sync lots of things together...

I have my Twitter and Myspace sync'd...and my blog sync'd with Twitter...and my blog rss feed to my Tumblr...and my Tumblr to my Facebook...and my Facebook to Twitter...

So if everyone did that I'm wondering if the system might get into some sort of feedback loop...

Since this is my first post after syncing everything together, when I click "Publish Post" I just might bring down the whole internet...a chance I'm willing to take...

Here goes nothing...